Since, if I don't believe the White House account of OBL's death, I'm a "conspiracy theorist," which version?

should I believe? They've given 5 or 6 completely different versions? For instance, am I a "conspiracy nut" if I believe Bin Laden was armed (they now say he wasn't), or that he wasn't armed (at first they said he was). It's hard for me to be on board with you "right thinking folks" if I don't know which version I must believe today.